the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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