i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
