i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
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