how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
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And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
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We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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