Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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