Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
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just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
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I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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