So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
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Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
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On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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