I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Betty ford says i'm here all night
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
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just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
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Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked