I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
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Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
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I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.