I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
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In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
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I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.