that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Someone shit on the floor
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
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just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
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I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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