Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
i need to put some appletini on your dick
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
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