No stitches, just platelets and will power
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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