Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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