Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
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I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
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i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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