Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
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I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
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Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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