ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
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