I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
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He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
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Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!