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• (858): View more from California

  I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.

  (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.

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• (585): View more from New York

  you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  What's the mantra for Sunday?

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  I will not have sex with him.

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• (510): View more from California

  A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese

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• (661): View more from California

  Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box

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