she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
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