My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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