Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
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Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
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This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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