Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
Randomize
