with your own penis?
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
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