I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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