Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
Randomize
