So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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