Grow some girl-balls and come out already
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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