North Korea, Best Korea!
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
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i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
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My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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