Midget sex pt 2 tonight
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
