Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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