Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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