We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
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Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
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And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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