How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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