my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
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have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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