I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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