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No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
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He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
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She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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