i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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