You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
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hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
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I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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