You're completely useless in the revolution.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
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Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
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I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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