apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
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Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
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Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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