4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
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Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
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Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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