i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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