ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
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Farmville is her only friend.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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