the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
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