the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
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frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
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Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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