I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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