I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
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No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
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Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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