I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
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Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
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She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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