Grow some girl-balls and come out already
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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