What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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