I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Ketchup is God's man juice
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
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he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
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If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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