i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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