Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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