i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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