'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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