have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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