Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
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Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
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He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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