It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
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