I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
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