haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
He kissed a someone with a penis
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
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my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
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We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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